Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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