Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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