omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
our cab driver is having phone sex.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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