We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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