weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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