i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
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I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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