Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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