Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
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