i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
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