4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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