Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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