U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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