so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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