I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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