You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
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