I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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