Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
You smell like stripper and shame
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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