you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
But theres a keg here and me gusta
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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