we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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