Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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