Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
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