heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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