I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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