I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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