Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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