Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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