You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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