How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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