What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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