She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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