Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
