let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Well I just put wine in my tea
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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