Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Your dad touched me again.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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