found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I'm at about main and main street
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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