It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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