Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
please come you make the beer taste better
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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