A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Shame - the story of my life.
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