Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
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