What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
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