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• (817): View more from Texas

  you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship

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• (817): View more from Texas

  It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.

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• (+33): View more from France

  Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat

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• (424): View more from California

  Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself

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