I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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