Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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