The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
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