So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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