No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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