is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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