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One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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