i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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