If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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