I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
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