Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
porn star boner night. come get it.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
My vagina is very pro this idea
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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