whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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