Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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