My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
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