I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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