You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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